"Nobody drinks a bottle of vodka for fun, and that’s a damn fact."

The most sober thing a drunk person could say  (via clanni)

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creepyartetc:

Artist: Toru Kamei

More creepy art

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deucebasket:

whats the deal with old grandmas who get offended by the word penis but have like 11 kids

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